It would definitely have been easier if he wasn't straight, Cypher had often mused. He'd have more of the team open to him--as it stood, Pam was attached and there was a mutual not-my-type going with Tetch. Then again that still left him with Timekeeper and Waylon, neither of whom would fit the bill in terms of personality.

Maybe his problem was that he had standards.

"It does have its share of entertainment," he said, leaning back in his chair with the glass of wine in his fingertips. "I once had a husband and wife each hire me to catch the other cheating. I was tempted to take a picture of them together and then give them each a copy."